Alright well, I knew this day was coming, but now it’s here... As Shadout Mapes says to Lady Jessica when she gives her the kris knife, when you’ve lived this long with prophesy, the moment of its revelation comes as quite a shock. Yes, I’m still obsessed with Dune.
New Offerings
[silliest things] Every Friday – Look at the Internet With Me, the best things on the net, new and old. This is the inaugural one, yay!!
I’m now offering a premium subscription tier as a way to support this work.
[serious things] Roughly one per month – sound attunements and verbal channeled transmissions. Think Scrubbing Bubbles for your subtle body. Think sound healings for nerds. The one going out Monday is set to the 1984 Dune soundtrack by Toto. (SO GOOD!) I’ll send a few of these to all subscribers from time to time to give you a taster.
[also serious but hopefully also silly] Premium members will also get early access to psychedelic group offerings coming up in 2022 both online and in Oaxaca, Mexico. Stay tuned for more about the Circle of 8 and Convivvium.
Look at the Internet with Me
[I want an obituary like this.] El Paso, TX—A plus-sized Jewish lady redneck died in El Paso on Saturday. There will be much mourning in the many glamorous locales she went bankrupt in: McKeesport, PA, Renay's birthplace and where she first fell in love with ham and atheism; Fayetteville and Kill Devil Hills, NC, where Renay's dreams, credit rating and marriage are all buried; and of course Miami, FL, where Renay's parents, uncles, aunts, and eternal hopes of all Miami Dolphins fans everywhere, are all buried pretty deep. Read the rest
[Rad] If a Korean man playing wicked bass in a fabulous get-up and doing self-massage doesn’t make you smile, I can’t help you. There’s more that happens, but I won’t spoil it for you.
[Science] This fish sees through its own head? Yah, I think I said that right.
[Art] Multi-dimensional storylines are hitting the big screens in an action-comedy by DANIELS. Hells yes, this makes my little fractal heart so happy.
Because the internet is made of cats
Hit reply and send me a photo of your cute cat/dog/animal/insect/fish/being and we’ll feature the best one in next Friday’s transmission.
From magical Oaxaca, sending love,
Cris and Team Dragon