I was planning on sending you something totally different today, but my client pre-empted that with a letter to you, dear reader. It touches my soul. I feel so seen.
Dear Men,
I will start with logic.
Since Cris’ count of men who bought her ticket for the motherfucking revelation of your life is still zero, she didn’t convince you enough.
Fact 1: This is a chance to change your life in a way so profound you couldn’t even imagine on LSD, but you haven’t chipped in even as much as you might’ve spent on parking tickets in January to join.
Fact 2: Failure to join is a mistake. What could sound like an opinion is a fact because my life has had real-life improvements that are measurable on an almost weekly basis.
I guess you found the contradiction between facts 1 and 2 – if not, don’t bother and continue eating your cereal. But if you did, maybe you will start to wonder why the facts do not align.
Here is an explanation: It is your ego.
This is the part where the next 20% of male readers will drop out. Because that is exactly what your ego does – it gives you lame excuses such as:
She is not legit.
It cannot be the real shit if no one signed up yet.
Something that does not 100% match my worldview cannot be true.
… etc.
The ego tells you not to do something that would actually help you grow. Your ego keeps you exactly in the state you are now. It does that because in the past your ego saved you. So, thanks are in order to the ego, but now it is time for the ego to make space for growth.
So how do you know that paying $250 is the best fucking investment you will make in your whole life? Listen to your gut, listen to your body, listen to your heart – listen to every voice inside you that is still functional, and then follow that advice.
What you will get is incredible – just today I found my dream apartment right next to the most expensive street in town, with a rooftop terrasse, mountain view, and all. I saw a first glimpse of my professional future which will actually make me affluent AND happy.
But that is just the outside, the real change is inside: your ego starts to give way which makes you take better decisions, and your relationships will be nourishing and not draining both on a professional and private level.
I could continue this list for a long time, the bottom line is you become who you are supposed to become.
I wonder: even if $250 just bought you a lottery ticket to achieve that, wouldn’t it still be worth it?
Sincerely,
T
The count: 3
Three lucky guys showed up as men.
The Sexiest Muthaf’ing Weekly Update Ever goes out tomorrow. Who’s in to watch the behind-the-scenes of a divine feminine going from 0-140mph in half a heartbeat?